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When baby raccoons attack...
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Yes, they look cute and cuddly… but I still hate ’em.

Lemme ‘splain…

This weekend the family visited my parents house. I was going to play soccer with my 5 year old nephew, so I went to grab a soccer ball from the deck storage box.

*Cue ominous music*

I stuck my hand in the bin… and my first thought was: “Hmm… that looks a lot like poo.”

(yeah, gross right?)

…then I reach for the soccer ball and notice a baby raccoon STARING AT ME.

This is when I spazz and shriek:

“OH MY GOSH!!” (I was *this* close to swearing, thankfully I held my tongue!)

My nephew quips: “What?? Are you okay?

I’m huffing and puffing at this point: 

“Yes. We have to go inside now. There’s a raccoon in the bin.”

“My mom says that racoons can hurt people,” he says.

“Yes, they can…” (I’m still freaking out at this point)

“What are we going to do?”

“I’m going to tell Grandpa. He’ll take care of it.”

Sweetly, my nephew says: “But I don’t want Grandpa to get hurt.”

Aww 🙂

What can we learn from this?

I’m not really sure… I’m still scarred from nearly getting mauled by a potentially rabid beast. 😉

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